I would have to say the boogers with a combo of slime and crust are the best. Kind of like a big sticky nugget, just dry enough to smoke! And I much prefer to get my good bacteria via acidophilus also (yogurt) and I take my daily vitamins and the like too. But a greasy booger is a more interesting topic. And come on...admit it, you've eaten a booger or two. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying.