what do you want to be done with your corpse?

[tootsie roll]

i want to be cremated and then mixed in the soil that a ganj plant feeds off of.
my homies told me they want me to do the same for them

I've been thinking about this a lot lately as I'm no spring chicken.
I've come to the conclusion that #! getting buried, the casket, the embalming, the hole in the ground....etc etc etc, costs a bundle. THEN, am I going to rely on people actually visiting me in my grave? I'm thinking not so much. So, what I think I'll want is to be cremated, possibly mixed with my beloved dogs ina beautiful urn that my husband and family can keep around.
If he finds a useful way to use our ashes and it makes him happy, all the more power to him.
I'll just be watching.:angelsmiley: :bong:

tootsie roll Reviewed by tootsie roll on 01-05-2007. what do you want to be done with your corpse? i want to be cremated and then mixed in the soil that a ganj plant feeds off of. my homies told me they want me to do the same for them Rating: 5

[MastaChronic]

or, i might want to be dropped from a plane at 10,000 feet and left wherever i land, even if it was the presidents front lawn.

[tootsie roll]

If I die before my best friend, she's gonna smoke me. If she dies first, I smoke her.

As in literally or in a smoker.

I'm zzzzz be nice.

[tootsie roll]

I just decided I'm never gonna die, so I don't hafta worry about it at all :jointsmile:

I used to say/think that.

Sorry to have to break some reality to you as my husband always does me.
*What is born is going to die eventually.* Sad but true.

[JaggedEdge]

i don't care, I'm dead.

[Bodom Children Of]

i don't care, I'm dead.

my thoughts exactly.

[wadejason]

Some of you kids are gross. I want to be cremated, then have my ashes mixed into the dinner of a republican banquet.

hahahaha ill second that.

as for me, i have to say i agree. some of you guys are saying some real weird shit. no one is going to cremate you and smoke you or plant you in some weed plant or something. thats just rediculous! i dont know if you know what cremated ashes are but let me tell you. calcium, bone fragments and dust. not very much thats different between the three actually. and your gonna smoke that shit. no thanks. its one thing to toast the dead at the funeral before taking a bong hit haha but its another smoking crumbled bones. personally im an atheist so i dont care what happens to my body because ill be dead...i wont be needing it. but i guess if its a preference i suppose id like to be cremated and spread somewhere like in ft. bragg or somewhere special or peaceful.

[Reefer Rogue]

I'll see what my dad does.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

for years i've been telling people that when i die i just want them to take my body, put it in a trash bag and set it at the curb on trash day. so far no one has taken me seriously, but some day i'll find the person willing to do it and then i can finally die.

[Kid Dynamite]

i want a viking longboat funeral. Go out in style..