p.s. a noob in my book isnt just someone who is new to smoking culture, but someone who is new and extremely naive, going about the cannabis lifestyle based on what others have told them and not rationalizing or smoking for themselves.
if you think dro means dank shit, if you think you can get high from smoking your hemp wallet, if you cannot tell me the difference between sativa and indica, if you think blowing smoke into a paper towel roll stuffed with Snuggle dryer sheets will fool the cops, and if you think its okay to smoke from a home-made aluminum foil bowl; YOU ARE A NOOB.