Holy shit. I've got it.

How the fuck do you think they preserved mummies?! They can never figure it out. Its gotta have something to do with weed!

I'm a genius!
Frivolous248 Reviewed by Frivolous248 on . 2,800 year old mummy, found with WEED! Archeologists found the mummy most intriguing because a sack of marijuana leaves was found buried alongside the corpse. "From his outfit and the marijuana leaves, which have been confirmed by international specialists to be ingredients for narcotic, we assume the man had been a shaman and had been between 40 and 50 years old when he died," said Li, a noted historian in Xinjiang. http://english.people.com.cn/200612/23/eng20061223_335258.html Rating: 5