i caused an accident once, i was looking for this left turn that was damn near invisible, i was going slow and this stupid bitch in her soccer mom suv was riding my ass and had been for a while. i was going like 20mph then i slowed down to a creep because i thought i saw the turn, but it wasn't it so i go again but i only went like 10 feet at 5 mph and then my turn was right there so i stopped waited 2 seconds for an oncoming car to pass and then made the turn. well the bitch must not have been paying ANY attention because she had to slam on her breaks when i stopped to wait for the oncoming car. and some dude on a motorcycle rear ended her and did i fucking front flip over his handle bars and hit her car. all i heard was this really loud crunch and when i looked back i saw a bike on one tire in the air and the dude hitting her suv.

i laughed and i was outta there cause she probably woulda blamed me.