Bend over Dubya... ya might wanna lube cuz this is gonna hurt.

Ethics of Congress/ LMAO!!! Ethics in Congress? That's like finding a virgin working in a whorehouse....
This is the most important one. Mexico, Russia and every other third world country are so fucked up because of corruption. If we keep falling prey to it we're gonners. Time to turn the whorehouse into a upscale, self-respecting brothel at least.

9/11 Commission recommendations/ Will there be a change? Should prove interesting
Let's hope heads will roll.

Student loans/ MAYBE when they quit giving $32 million for football coaches they will give students relief
good point...

Energy/ Should be interesting the position they take on this one
git'r dun


Stem cell research/ BEST OF LUCK! I really hope they can get this one done!!
Amen! (but maybe I shouldn't use that term since it's the Jezoids blocking progress)

Minimum wage/ Does this include wages for illegals or are we just going to shoot more citizens out of the job market?
Make's ya wonder, doesn't it..