I remember how I lost my virginity. This girl asked if I was a virgin, I said yes. We smoked a bowl.

15 minutes later she asks "wanna get naked" I said "sure"

a minute later she asks if "I wanna fuck" I said "uhhh..." I was nervous as hell.

She basically raped me at that point. It was awesome.

Moral of the story. Smoke the lady down and your chances of getting some increases