ya know when you get close to a girl.. then they find out you're a virgin and suddenly they freak out and say all sorts of shit about how they want you're first time to be special and that they're not special enough

i mean shit as long as they have a fadge hole thats special enough for me

anyways this girl i asked out recently, but never told me the answer or some shit, but we started off this joke about godzilla cuz i sed my cocks like godzilla and i sed she could come round and that i'd let her take a ride on it, then she asked why she'd want a ride and then asked if i was a virgin so i sed "because you love to ride virgins with big gozilla's" and she sed she might come round one day.. god damn, she best come round.. im sick of wankers cramp haha

i've come so close to gettin laid n everytime it fucked up cuz they found out i was a virgin
b0Ng h!tz 4 mE Reviewed by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE on . the word "virgin" is fucked up ya know when you get close to a girl.. then they find out you're a virgin and suddenly they freak out and say all sorts of shit about how they want you're first time to be special and that they're not special enough i mean shit as long as they have a fadge hole thats special enough for me anyways this girl i asked out recently, but never told me the answer or some shit, but we started off this joke about godzilla cuz i sed my cocks like godzilla and i sed she could come round and that i'd Rating: 5