Funny, weird, uesless, wtf xmas gifts u got

[TheKidThatLovesMary]

i got socks underwear and acouple cds i allready bought myself my mom has no idea what to get me even tho i made her a list.... she did make up for it with the KMK cd and the safe thing i can now use to hide my stash from friends who like to take others weed lol

[shoi]

one of my cousins got one of thoes toy dogs that bark and do a backflip... anyway he wanted a real dog so wen he opend this he said "i dont want this" and threw it across the room....

[benagain]

I'pm trying to think of something I got that isn't of any use, but I'm not thinking of anything right now. I seem to have liked all of my gifts this year. Yay for me.

[Nochowderforyou]

I wouldn't mind an Itunes giftcard. I hate the programs I use to download music for free. It's slow, unreliable, and fills my computer, that I'm cleaning all the time, of crap and viruses. I'd take Itunes in a second. Just log in, find your shit, bam boom, downloaded.

I usually get stuff I like. From my grandma, just some chocolates, which is good. From my cousins, some more chocolate, and from my 16yr old cousin, she got me thjis huge ass candy cane. I mean, the fucker is almost 2ft in height. I'm still working on it.

From my bro and his wife, they got me a electric shaver that I really needed. I have started shaving again.

From my mom, a fancy guitar pick box. It's handmade from redwood, and has a hand carved guitar on the front. She also got me a digi. metronome. It's for keeping time when I play guitar.

From my dad, a little guitar statue of a semi-hollow body electric. I always wanted a real one, so he got me a little one for shits and giggles. Along with it was a 60yr anniversery Fender tin, with 36 picks inside. I'm a musician, if you haven't figured that out.

And from my mom and dad, they got me a 20inch flatscreen, LCD TV. I was very surprised when I saw that, seeing as that my old TV kind of has a funny story behind it. Long story short, I partied with some people one night in a hotel and somehow the TV made it down the staircase sometimes during the night. In the morning the manager said I just bought myself a new TV. It had a huge crack all along the back of it and the color tube was shot. The color was normal, but there was no contrast left. Like if I watched a show or movie that had dark lighting, I wouldn't be able to see it as it would be black. It was a piece of shit but I watched it for a few years.

I was glad to get rid of that hunk of shit.

Overall, I had a good x-mas.