Quote Originally Posted by WordUpMuffin
NUMBER ONE: I am so completely trashed right now it's insane. I'm a kooky crazy horny stoner so this is going to come out really fucked up but i'm dead serious.


mmmkay so we got my ex boyfriend who i banged and dated for like a week! We broke up like a month ago and were(PAST TENSE) friends. So we went to this party together and mad fucked up shit like someone threw a brick threw his window and stole a huge ziplock bag of coke and and two huge siplock bags of pot(obviously not cool) we booked and went back to my place to get his car off the road (the police where looking for us). So I fucked him for the first time after we broke up because honestly I have been dying too LOL. Like seriously I was tottally up for friends with benefits HE was the one to be like no it has to mean something blah blha BLAH***) and he just spent the night and left when i had to go to school. so i see my best friend and tell her what happens becuase goddammit i am a woman and i NEED to tell my bext friend everything (sucks for you). So he IM's like 10 mins ago and is like "wtf did say, did you say this and this!??" and of course i am not going to rat out my best friend so I say no. Eventually I figured out he already knows it was sam and admit to everything0. and this is the crazy part: he FREAKS out and is mad at me and blocked me on aim and isnt picking up my calls! I mean seriously, he is a HOT piece of ass so I want to be friends becuase thats the only way to sleep with him lol.


What SANE guy would turn down "hey lets be friends...and fuck" from me!???
You had me interested till the last line... is your pussy is made of gold???