STUPID EX BOYFRIEND

[dutch.lover]

^yeah maybe if we just jacked off all the time like guys do, we would be calmer people. lol.

dutch.lover Reviewed by dutch.lover on 01-05-2007. STUPID EX BOYFRIEND NUMBER ONE: I am so completely trashed right now it's insane. I'm a kooky crazy horny stoner so this is going to come out really fucked up but i'm dead serious. mmmkay so we got my ex boyfriend who i banged and dated for like a week! We broke up like a month ago and were(PAST TENSE) friends. So we went to this party together and mad fucked up shit like someone threw a brick threw his window and stole a huge ziplock bag of coke and and two huge siplock bags of pot(obviously not cool) we Rating: 5

[Skink]

^yeah maybe if we just jacked off all the time like guys do, we would be calmer people. lol.

release is good...

[ValkyrieAg]

Keep your eyes open people, alot of respect has been lost in this thread.

girl - "ya know, we can be friends with benefits!"

guy - "uhhh" **wow, i must have been FLYING last night! Whoa, where did these bags of drugs come from?!**

[Pasofol]

Well didn't post anything originally when it was posted in a less than sober state. (Been drinking senselessly myself recently for similar reasons) Just wanted to see how you doing now, and add that he's probably insane for turning you down.

Cheers and hope things are looking better.

[bavet]

ummm uhh I'm a too hammered for this so umm yeah viberator like someone said or something. Or cum to WI I like gold pussy hehehe

[WordUpMuffin]

First of all, this thread would not merit such reaction if I was a man. Let us start this off by all thinking how differently you would feel and act if I was a man. *cough*SEXISM*cough* Secondly, I was drinking most of those times which makes me a dumbass. I function fine under the influence of marijuana . Third off, should â??votersâ?� stumble upon my post then I hope they have the intelligence to not off the bat assume that one action by one person decides the faith of hundreds of thousands of people. Fourth off, I realized I had opened up my personal life for your scrutiny while I was not thinking straight BUT this is none of your business and though I shouldnâ??t need to defend myself: I am not sleeping around. This boy happens to be only the second person I have ever slept with and I have more then just sexual feelings for him. I've closed this case, let's drop it.

[ValkyrieAg]

Stop diggin'.

[stinkyattic]

First of all, this thread would not merit such reaction if I was a man. Let us start this off by all thinking how differently you would feel and act if I was a man. *cough*SEXISM*cough*
.

Naw I'd rip a man even worse than you actually.
Promise.

[lagstronaut]

Maybe he sees how badly you're throwing yourself at him and thinks you'd probably do the same thing to any other guy who looked as good as him, so he used his brain instead of his balls and came to his own self-respecting decision?

[Skink]

First of all, this thread would not merit such reaction if I was a man. Let us start this off by all thinking how differently you would feel and act if I was a man. *cough*SEXISM*cough* Secondly, I was drinking most of those times which makes me a dumbass. I function fine under the influence of marijuana . Third off, should â??votersâ?� stumble upon my post then I hope they have the intelligence to not off the bat assume that one action by one person decides the faith of hundreds of thousands of people. Fourth off, I realized I had opened up my personal life for your scrutiny while I was not thinking straight BUT this is none of your business and though I shouldnâ??t need to defend myself: I am not sleeping around. This boy happens to be only the second person I have ever slept with and I have more then just sexual feelings for him. I've closed this case, let's drop it.

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