I wouldn't have:

Fallen off a train I tried to hop nearly decapitating myself in the process.
Climbed a mountain in AZ in my boxer shorts thinking I was Jesus Christ.
Whacked off in front of a bunch of people in the smoking room of a psychiatric ward.
Backpacked through the US without a dime in my pocket.
Puked on a lady after having sex.
Lost $1002 by leaving my wallet on a bench somewhere in NYC.
Flushed 2oz's down the toilet after a two Jehova's witnesses made me feel guilty for using illegal drugs.
Taken 8 hits of 'cid at one time and then proceed to break every window and mirror in my friend's house. Ahh...the trippin' days.
Peace!
HiProGlow Reviewed by HiProGlow on . Stuff you've wouldnt of done sober! Shit you wouldn't of done sober. Trying to get some from my friends mom, Coming back into a drug testing meeting off my 15 min. break at work high, Shooting foot cops downtown by the bars with airsoft guns, Asking for food a half an hour after I just ate in jail, Taking a U-turn in a No-U-turn spot on the Highway at 35mph. Taking a piss while pumping gas..........To name a few. Rating: 5