Don't tell any one serisouly
especially if you have a neurotic mom everytime I go out
"is there going to be any marrywanna at this party"
"No" what I say. What I want to say "Yes it wouldn't be a party if there wasn't"
"Are you sure becuase you looked kinda out of it last time you came home"
what I say "What are you talking about I was tired" what I want to say
"thats cuase I was drunker than shit"
"I dunno I don't think you should hang out with those kids I heard up town that they smoke meth"
What I do say " Do the people up town smoke meth cuase there fucking retarded"

but anyways don't tell any one especially your parants especially if you live in rural and conservative fucking Nebraska. Becuase it won't go well and going out will be a pain in the ass which will increase your chances of getting cuaght becuase you have do increasingly more risky things just to hit a bowl with your friends.

one more time don't do it
especially if you like having time to get laid after the party
fucking shit