So a penguin is driving along and all of the sudden he starts having car trouble so pulls into a repair shop.

The mechanic looks at the car and says, well its gonna take me a little time to figure out whats wrong with it. Can you come back in 30 mins?

The penguin says fine and goes accross the street for an icecream, but the poor little guy doesn't have any hands to eat it with so he gets it all over his beak. After hes done he goes back to the repair shop.

The mechanic looks at him and says, Well, looks like you blew a seal.

The penguin says, no thats just icecream on my beak.
DojaDave Reviewed by DojaDave on . A New Joke Thread I tried to find the old threat...I hope this one hasn't been posted before: Four nuns are standing in line at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks the first if she's ever sinned. "Well", she admits, "I once saw a man's penis." "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven", he tells her. Peter then asks the second nun if she's ever sinned. "Well", she replies, "I once held a man's penis." "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven", he says. Suddenly, Rating: 5