Hahahaha, Aps!

A doctor, a lawyer, and a biker are sitting at a bar. After a sip of his martini, the doctor says,"Tomorow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the rock, at least she'll like the car and she'll know I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer says, "Well, on my last anniversary I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she'd at least like the trip and she'd know I love her."

The biker takes a swig of his beer and says, "Oh, yeah? For my anniversary I got my old lady a T-shirt and a vibrator. That way, if she didn't like the shirt, she could go fuck herself."

maryjanemama Reviewed by maryjanemama on . A New Joke Thread I tried to find the old threat...I hope this one hasn't been posted before: Four nuns are standing in line at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks the first if she's ever sinned. "Well", she admits, "I once saw a man's penis." "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven", he tells her. Peter then asks the second nun if she's ever sinned. "Well", she replies, "I once held a man's penis." "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven", he says. Suddenly, Rating: 5