Hahahaha, Aps!

A doctor, a lawyer, and a biker are sitting at a bar. After a sip of his martini, the doctor says,"Tomorow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the rock, at least she'll like the car and she'll know I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer says, "Well, on my last anniversary I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she'd at least like the trip and she'd know I love her."

The biker takes a swig of his beer and says, "Oh, yeah? For my anniversary I got my old lady a T-shirt and a vibrator. That way, if she didn't like the shirt, she could go fuck herself."