Ok Last one today I swear

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past

and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."



So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a

few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going

to get a drink from the river.



The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the

river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps

him to the side,then asks the lizard, "whats the matter with you?"



The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a

joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the

river while taking a drink.



The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,

finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he

looks up and says "hey you!"



The Monkey looks down and says "faaaaaaark dude.......

how much water did you drink?!!"
Lulu Reviewed by Lulu on . A New Joke Thread I tried to find the old threat...I hope this one hasn't been posted before: Four nuns are standing in line at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks the first if she's ever sinned. "Well", she admits, "I once saw a man's penis." "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven", he tells her. Peter then asks the second nun if she's ever sinned. "Well", she replies, "I once held a man's penis." "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven", he says. Suddenly, Rating: 5