Hahaha, Lulu!

A man applies for a job. After reviewing his application, the employer looks up and says,"Well, we have the perfect opening for a person such as yourself."
"Fantastic!" the man says, delighted. "What is it?"
"It's called the door! Now get the hell out of here!"
maryjanemama Reviewed by maryjanemama on . A New Joke Thread I tried to find the old threat...I hope this one hasn't been posted before: Four nuns are standing in line at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks the first if she's ever sinned. "Well", she admits, "I once saw a man's penis." "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven", he tells her. Peter then asks the second nun if she's ever sinned. "Well", she replies, "I once held a man's penis." "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven", he says. Suddenly, Rating: 5