A New Joke Thread

[Lulu]

So an irish man walks OUT of a bar..

Reminds me of another very old joke;

Seán O'Connell was staggering home with a small Paddy in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Please, dear Jesus", he implored, "let it be blood!"

Edit: Paddy is a brand of Irish Whiskey btw

Lulu Reviewed by Lulu on 11-21-2004. A New Joke Thread I tried to find the old threat...I hope this one hasn't been posted before: Four nuns are standing in line at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks the first if she's ever sinned. "Well", she admits, "I once saw a man's penis." "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven", he tells her. Peter then asks the second nun if she's ever sinned. "Well", she replies, "I once held a man's penis." "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven", he says. Suddenly, Rating: 5