A New Joke Thread

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So an irish man walks OUT of a bar..

Reminds me of another very old joke;

Seán O'Connell was staggering home with a small Paddy in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Please, dear Jesus", he implored, "let it be blood!"

Edit: Paddy is a brand of Irish Whiskey btw