cool, the joke thread is still around. I'm the creator of the original
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthrea...0&page=1&pp=25

So george wants to go out for a night of boozin' with his buddies but his wife won't let him go. She says " last time you went to the bar you got piss drunk puked all over your shirt". after enough begging and pleading george's wife allows him to go to the bar.

4 hours and fifteen beers later george puked on his shirt. George turns to one of his buddies and says " aw man my wife is gonna kill me, i wasn't supposed to puke on my shirt!". George's buddy replies " here man take this twenty, when you get home tell your wife some drunk puked on you and gave you twenty bucks for the laundry"

so georges stumbles home drunk as a skunk and enters through the front door. "Dammit George you puked on shirt again" to which george replies "No hunny, some other drunk puked on me and gave me twenty bucks for the cleaners" george's wife says "oh yeah, then what's that other twenty for?" "that's from they guy who shit in my pants!!!!!!!"
kevy cola Reviewed by kevy cola on . A New Joke Thread I tried to find the old threat...I hope this one hasn't been posted before: Four nuns are standing in line at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks the first if she's ever sinned. "Well", she admits, "I once saw a man's penis." "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven", he tells her. Peter then asks the second nun if she's ever sinned. "Well", she replies, "I once held a man's penis." "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven", he says. Suddenly, Rating: 5