you all got good jokes
ok I'm not a pev but this is funny

a boy and his dad come to a playground where the is a sandbox there is a naked little girl in it the boy runs up and says whatcha doin and she says playin the naky sand game wanna play? he says ok but what do I got to do she says take off all your cloths and jump in he does it so they are playin around in the sand(harmless children things) all of the sudden the boy looks down and says whuts that the girl goes I dont no let me go ask my mommy she goes to her mom and the mom says its your garage DONT LET ANY BOYS PARK THEIR CHEVY IN IT she goes back and starts playin again 30 secs later the girl looks down and says wuts that the boy goes i dont no let me go ask my daddy the dad says thats your chevy try and park it in a girls garage
he goes back to playin and 5 mins later the boy runs away screaming and crying the mom runs over and asks the girl wut happened the girl says
he tryed to park his chevy in my garage so I bit off his back wheels ..lol

ok heres another
three men walk into a church the first goes to his knees and says
oh dear lord I have sined I commited adultury
god tells him to drink some of the holy water and all will be forgivven so he does
the second says oh dear load I have sined I killed a man
god says drink some holy water and all will be forgivven so he does
the third man drops to his knees and says oh dear load I have sined I pissed in the holy water...

some of these are lame also no offence to blonds just a funny sterio type

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you?

pull the pin and throw it back

ok 3 blonds walk into a bar they are cheerin and givin each other some high fives says only 52 days they get a table and are still cheerin the whole time some other blonds walk in and sit with them all cheerin a nd givin high fives to each other then some moe walk in by now there are like 15 of them they keep sayin only 52 days the bartened is startin to get mad about all the yelin and cheerin so he sends one of the waiter girls over to find out why they are cheerin she comes back with a crazed look on her face she tells the bartended your not ganna belive this he says what whats with all this crap and she says well they finnished a puzzle in 52 days that said 8-10 years on the box

if you dont get it it some toys say 8-10 year olds on them
I got more but i no you all dont want to read more