ok so i guy goes 2 party and hears a beautiful piece of music b'n played on the piano, he asks the pianist what it is called, to which he replies 'u luv it in the arse u dirty slag!' the guy says 'u cant call a piece of music that'. the pianist says 'i wrote it i can call it whatever i want.'
he then playz another beautiful piece of music so the guy asks what this one is called he says ' u want it all over ur tits u filthy whore! ' the guy says 'ok i'm havin a party nx wk @ my house i'd luv it if u wud cum and play the paino 4 us... jus' promise u wont tell anyone the names of ur music! ' the pianist is glad 2 accept his offer!
so the nx wk he turns up @ the guys house an says 'jus b4 i start 2 play i need 2 hav a wank... i can't play the piano without havin a wank 1st!' so the guy says 'arite well go in the toilet and do ur business but hurry up!'
10 mins l8er the guy bangs on th toilet door an th pianist cums out... his hair is a mess his shirts hangin out he's got spunk all over his trousers, the guy says 'excuse me mate do u know ur hairs a mess an ur covered in spunk?!' the painist says ' know it i fuckin wrote it!' LOL!
Stoned Scouser Reviewed by Stoned Scouser on . A New Joke Thread I tried to find the old threat...I hope this one hasn't been posted before: Four nuns are standing in line at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks the first if she's ever sinned. "Well", she admits, "I once saw a man's penis." "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven", he tells her. Peter then asks the second nun if she's ever sinned. "Well", she replies, "I once held a man's penis." "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven", he says. Suddenly, Rating: 5