President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell
sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ". And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 20 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with really big tits.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with really big tits?
Why kill a blonde with really big tits?
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder
and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one
would give a fuck about the 20 million Iraqis!"

bit harsh i know but i thought it was funny