lol there are sum funny jokes in here i aint heard b4
ok this ones pretty gross

Two tramps walking down the street.One tramp turns to the other and says
"Have you shat yourself?"
No I haven't, you cheeky cunt! said the other.
I don't believe you, take off your pants and show me, says the first one. The second takes off his pants and sees a big, brown shit stain on his underpants.
"See, shitty drawers! You did shit yourself! You make me sick!" said the first one.
The shitty one said "Ohhh, YOU MEAN TODAY?"





What has a woman and a KFC got in common?

Once you have finished with the legs and breasts you've still got a greasy box to put your bone in!!!

lol hope none of the ladys take offence