WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?
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>>The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one
>>morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to
>>Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"
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>>Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
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>>"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
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>>Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together
>>in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
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>>"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
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>>Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
>>legs."
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>>The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now,
>>Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
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>>Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom
>>the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she
>>was saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down,
>>we'd have lost her."
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>>The nun fainted.
hunny Reviewed by hunny on . A New Joke Thread I tried to find the old threat...I hope this one hasn't been posted before: Four nuns are standing in line at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks the first if she's ever sinned. "Well", she admits, "I once saw a man's penis." "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven", he tells her. Peter then asks the second nun if she's ever sinned. "Well", she replies, "I once held a man's penis." "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven", he says. Suddenly, Rating: 5