WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?
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>>The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one
>>morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to
>>Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"
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>>Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
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>>"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
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>>Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together
>>in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
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>>"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
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>>Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
>>legs."
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>>The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now,
>>Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
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>>Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom
>>the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she
>>was saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down,
>>we'd have lost her."
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>>The nun fainted.