A New Joke Thread

[Reefer Rogue]

im going old skool on you guys.
"why did the chicken cross the playground?" to get to the other slide!!!! lol its one of those jokes that its so bad its funny or not funny at all... AT ALL!!!
So an irish man walks OUT of a bar..

[Lulu]

So an irish man walks OUT of a bar..

Reminds me of another very old joke;

Seán O'Connell was staggering home with a small Paddy in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Please, dear Jesus", he implored, "let it be blood!"

Edit: Paddy is a brand of Irish Whiskey btw

[Euphoric]

lol, g-unit sucks

come on..the guy has been hit with a few shells yet does not walk with a limp! WOW

[Reefer Rogue]

yea c'mon people hes in the club sippin on some bub... yo yo yo? i think thats how it goes becasue every rap song has yo in it if it doenst then it just plain sux ass!

[maryjanemama]

Hahaha, Lulu!

A man applies for a job. After reviewing his application, the employer looks up and says,"Well, we have the perfect opening for a person such as yourself."
"Fantastic!" the man says, delighted. "What is it?"
"It's called the door! Now get the hell out of here!"

[Josh David]

Cruel world.HAHA!~

[00Ampersand]

What's worse than forty dead babies pilled in a pit?





the three babies at the bottom who are still alive eating their way out
~007~

[Miserylue]

here is an old one... but its the funniest joke ever..
Why was 6 afraid of 7??






Cause 7 8 9.... (7 ATE 9!).. get it? ha ha ha

[Miserylue]

ok, so this nun is cleaning the floors all alone in the church, and she starts to get really hot and sweaty, Im sure you can imagine.. wearing that thick black outfit... so she decides that since no one is around she is safe to take of her top... soon after there is a knock at the door.. Frantically, she asks who it is.. The man replies " its the blind man".. thankfull, she opens the door for the man. The man then says "nice tits lady, where do you want the blinds?"

[Josh David]

Yea, nice joke, lil nunery never hurt no-one.Actaully I think I'll use that one at work.BRILLIANT!!!