if i were the other gender,i'd be a skinny, angry emo kid. i'd wear black and masturbate incessantly to S&M pornography while taking moster bong hits from a home made piece. my dog would be my only friend and I would chain-smoke Parlaiments and work at Whole Foods. I'd hang out behind buildings smoking cigarettes on my lunch break while I rant about the superficiality of the suburban lifestyle. i'd drive a shitty car with a bumper-sticker mosaic and wear the same pants three days a week. my girlfriend would be a stoner and we would mess around in my shitty car in the empty parking lot at the ball park.
....sounds good to me...