IIIIIIIIIIIIIIf you wanna be HAPPy for the rest of your life
NEVER make a pretty woman your wife!
so from my personal point of view
get an ugly girl to marry you!

SAY MAN
hey baby
SAW YOUR WIFE THE OTHER DAY
yeah
YEAH SHE SURE IS UGLY
yeah man
YEAH BUT DAMN CAN SHE COOK
yeah man okay!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if you wanna be happy for the rest of your LIFE
never make a pretty woman your wife!
so from my personal point of view
get an ugly girl to marry you!
pixel Reviewed by pixel on . I messed up my new years Me and my drinking buddy were chilling at my house and we were supposed to have three bitches come over. They were supposed to be at my house in 15 minutes, so I say "Im gonna smoke my new years blunts now". My friend took a bottle of vodka or something and we went out to the woods. I smoked so much. While we were coming back to my house, we see them. So, I dont remember much, but I do remember them leaving in about 15 minutes :( I think its because i was laughing so hard and made fun of one of Rating: 5