I messed up my new years

[konqrr]

Me and my drinking buddy were chilling at my house and we were supposed to have three bitches come over. They were supposed to be at my house in 15 minutes, so I say "Im gonna smoke my new years blunts now". My friend took a bottle of vodka or something and we went out to the woods. I smoked so much. While we were coming back to my house, we see them. So, I dont remember much, but I do remember them leaving in about 15 minutes I think its because i was laughing so hard and made fun of one of them. Damn, I was in the mood for getting laid that night too

And then, way later, I fell asleep on my bed with no covers on, and my house had the heating turned off. I got so sick, stayed home today from school...still sick....

The getting high part and drinking was all good, except that... I didnt get laid

konqrr Reviewed by konqrr on 01-02-2007. I messed up my new years Me and my drinking buddy were chilling at my house and we were supposed to have three bitches come over. They were supposed to be at my house in 15 minutes, so I say "Im gonna smoke my new years blunts now". My friend took a bottle of vodka or something and we went out to the woods. I smoked so much. While we were coming back to my house, we see them. So, I dont remember much, but I do remember them leaving in about 15 minutes :( I think its because i was laughing so hard and made fun of one of Rating: 5

[methodnredd]

hah yeah sometimes being high isn't the best state of mind for getting laid.... sometimes

[slipknotpsycho]

Me and my drinking buddy were chilling at my house and we were supposed to have three bitches come over. They were supposed to be at my house in 15 minutes, so I say "Im gonna smoke my new years blunts now". My friend took a bottle of vodka or something and we went out to the woods. I smoked so much. While we were coming back to my house, we see them. So, I dont remember much, but I do remember them leaving in about 15 minutes I think its because i was laughing so hard and made fun of one of them. Damn, I was in the mood for getting laid that night too

And then, way later, I fell asleep on my bed with no covers on, and my house had the heating turned off. I got so sick, stayed home today from school...still sick....

The getting high part and drinking was all good, except that... I didnt get laid

with your mentality, why am i not suprised... (you called them bitches, not girls.. and with what you did say about them, makes you look like you think of women as just a peice of ass...)

[konqrr]

with your mentality, why am i not suprised... (you called them bitches, not girls.. and with what you did say about them, makes you look like you think of women as just a peice of ass...)

Im usually a nice guy and dont refer to girls as bitches. Im just in a shitty mood cuz Im sick. I treat girls nice too, with respect.

[Left]

oh come on, do you honestly not refer to girls as bitches? not even when they arnt around? honestly?

[slipknotpsycho]

oh come on, do you honestly not refer to girls as bitches? not even when they arnt around? honestly?

no actually i don't...

[Left]

no actually i don't...

not you, the nice guy

[Inferius]

You're talking to a computer.

[Left]

but, i havent said a word...

[pixel]

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NEVER make a pretty woman your wife!
so from my personal point of view
get an ugly girl to marry you!

SAY MAN
hey baby
SAW YOUR WIFE THE OTHER DAY
yeah
YEAH SHE SURE IS UGLY
yeah man
YEAH BUT DAMN CAN SHE COOK
yeah man okay!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if you wanna be happy for the rest of your LIFE
never make a pretty woman your wife!
so from my personal point of view
get an ugly girl to marry you!