When i was younger i was an inventor type guy and once i gathered up all the junk around my house and created an insect. When i told this insect to do it, it could eat 20 lbs of pringles in 5 seconds..., but...only when i told it to do it.
I now use my insect to terrorize others with when they get out of hand and try to eat too many pringles all at once or double toke.
There is no doubt in my mind that an insect in the wrong hands could be very very dangerous. I had him in my pocket once at the zoo and before you could blink an eye i turned around to see "alfred" (my insects name) eating a whole elephant. It was the most amazing thing i have ever seen. He jumped right out of my pocket so fast that i didnt even see him until i heard the elephant cry out in pain, but by then it was too late....,unfortunately.

I hope that you have a wonderfully strange new year and that nothing seems normal.

Peace,
dai*ma:stoned: