I'm clumbsy, but not to a deadly degree like some of you crazies :P
I've never had a big accident so here are some of my small ones


I've stepped on carpet tacks when I was maybe 6, I had my ovary "pop" out of the sac and had to deal with the pain from that, then the surgery at 7 (the joys of being born 2 months early), I got a concussion at 13-14 from tripping while snowboarding down basically an all ice slope, landed on my stomach, pushed my legs back with the board and whacked myself in the head with it, and at 15 i stabbed myself in the wrist with a steak knife on accident so deep that I could see each tendon moving (luckily my tattoo covers the scar) Needed stitched but didn't get 'em cause I had court the next day..Honestly the most painful was stabbing myself in the wrist, + it was the most recent.