Quote Originally Posted by go toke up
the most pain i was ever in was when i was streaking naked thru the backyards in my neighberhood and i was in a yard with a pitbull. he pounced and got a grip with his teeth on my ballsack and ripped that sucker right off. he ate the sack and one of my testicles. i retrieved my right teste before running away like a madman. the second most painful was the operation for my prosthetic ballsack. i still have my right testicle, in a jar, on my shelf.
*BS flag*

pic of the teste jar?