Whats the most pain youve ever been in?

[The Colonel]

i cracked my head open and they closed the wound with 6 staples.. then i got the 6 staples ripped out of my skull by a spanish doctor using pliers (not medical plier)

[MastaChronic]

i think it was the time that i was about 20 feet up in a pine tree and my homie shot me with a paintball gun and i fell down, through most of the branches and onto his head, which happened to hit me in the ballsac.
luckily we had a good supply of tequila.
i won that fight because my scrotum colliding with his cranium knocked him out.

[five0addict]

43% 3rd degree burns
painkillers dont work

[lil josh]

i would say slicing my elbo open on a picturframe but i was to drunk to remember that so in my opinion that didnt hurt erm...neveer really had any major accidents touch wood *touches desk* *desk breaks lands on feet go to stand up feet trapped underneath desk falls back headfirst onto a iron that my mother has been telling me to turn of and bring out for the past five mins*

shit turns out i got a metal desk lol

[LIP]

The most pain i've been in was probably when i broke my back. Since then if i move awkwardly im in the same amount of pain.. not being able to move.

OR, the time i got my hand eaten by a fly wheel and a fan belt in a engine.

Although, when i was a kid i was burning oil and dropped it on my leg... at first it didnt hurt, so i ran to the bathroom and i got a towle... tryed to rub the oil off and my skin came with it.

That took about 3 months to heal... that was pretty bad, although it wasnt so much the burn, more the skin just rubbing straight off my leg.

so out of all my accidents [yeah, therea quite a few lol,] probably my back is the worst... When you cant sit down, cant stand up, cant lay down, cant fly away... fuck, the most unbearble pain i've ever been in.

[Ae...]

I have been fortunate enough to not have many run-ins with pain. Two that stick out are when I was younger:

First was in preschool where the playground had a wooden plank bridge held together with ropes. I was going to take a short cut to the slide and hop onto the side of the bridge instead of just going across. Well, the loose plank flew up and knocked my ass to the ground where I lay for a couple of minutes with everyone laughing at me. Not much after that except a huge knot on my head. Oh and they got rid of the bridge after that, I felt bad thinking that it was my fault...

Another time, first grade I think, this ~300 pound man was standing on a dolley facing out. I told him that I "bet I can push you around". For some reason unknown to probably both of us he obliged and leaned back further onto the dolley and then fell on top of me.

Nothing broken but a handle hit me in the head and my leg still has an imprint from the bar of the dolley where it was pinned onto the ground. I couldn't walk right for about a week, had a burning sensation and took my breath away every step.

Nothing else really worth mentioning, most of you have better stories than mine already. I do notice that my head always seems to be a target though, like airsoft rifles, footballs, and yes even a tonka firetruck lasso which is basically a toy firetruck being swung around in circles by a rope.

[benagain]

My Wife wanted to watch real world road rules challenge one time and I thought my eyes were gonne melt and ears burn up. That was painful indeed.

[busteruk7]

the most pain i have ever been in was when i was sitting in the back of a car
in the middle seat
the driver was taking the piss and going real fast showing off to all his other friends that were in the car
anyway we were coming up this slight hill at about 90mph when we reached the top the car took off the ground missing the sharp bend in the road
we went flying into this ditch hit this big boulder , i got catapulted thru the front window, the window went flying when i hit it , as the car jerked backwards i got pulled back into the back seat slicing my right ear partly off as my head hit the roof
that was the worst pain i have ever been in
then there was the time that i got my top left hand side of my lip bitten off by a dog, that really hurt the next day ,i was pissed when it happened so i was more shocked about it than being in a lot of pain lol
(this is a real interesting thread )
cheers all

[KL4D4]

Probably after I broke my leg and started walkin on it when I was in preschool... I don't remember the pain only being in tears because I'm assuming I went into shock.

My wisdom teeth were taking out today and they hurt a little bit from time to time, but more so than anything I'm just angry/bad mood right now >< How come this vicodin is such shit.

[yoda]

My Wife wanted to watch real world road rules challenge one time and I thought my eyes were gonne melt and ears burn up. That was painful indeed.

lol

from partial amputation of my finger....it wasnt the axe going through, it was when i was at the hospital ready to be stitched up and they were giving me shots to numb my finger. 4 on the sides of my finger, but then they stuck it directly into the wound. that was the worst pain ive ever felt.