Quote Originally Posted by sharpestoner
Mine are fairly tame compared to most of yours.

When i was in Kinder (about 5-7 years old hehe) my fuckhead next door neighbours strangled me with a piece of rope..i have a picture around somewhere with a massive red cut around my entire neck. I still have no idea why they did it.

Around the age of 10 my sister dropped a 10ft heavy piece of wood onto the very top of my head. It just so happened to have a 2 inch nail sticking out the end of it! All i remember is running around watching the blood dripping onto the ground.

Also had a needle shot out of a mulcher that went straight down my throat. Extremely unlucky odds, and i couldn't swallow for the next 2-4 hours. Doctor had to remove the pin in my throat without anaesthetics

Had my fair share of cycling accidents! The one that stands out the most was when i attempted to jump over a 3ft metal bench, but i didn't make it and tried to put my foot down onto the top of the bench. Little did i realise, but i put my foot straight into the gap of the bench and landed DIRECTLY onto the top of my coccyx/tailbone. At the time, i sort of just stood up straight away because there were about 25 people watching. AS soon as i stood up, there were massive shots of pain radiating straight up my spine and down my legs. It was unfucking believable..the pain was just so unbareable because unless i was only moving my arms, the pain was just excruciating. It was impulses upon impulses of waves of pain and i could feel it crunching.
The worst part of it was probably the total of about 3-4km of walking my bike home on 1 foot! Couldn't walk properly for at least 2-3 weeks and whenever i did, my coccyx crunched. I assumed i broke it, but there was no point in seeing a doctor because you can't do anything for a broken coccyx
Jesus -...very unlucky odds?
lol
wow. thats alot of pain.