Quote Originally Posted by Skink
My wife had a big hole but,,,she could close it if she did not want to do it,,,it was like fucking a chipmunk,,,no way was I getting in,,,LOLz...
I obviously don't know enough about chipmunks. I don't understand that comparison.

Also, I didn't know you were formerly married, Skink! For some reason I thought you'd always been single.