feel my pain and a Question

[OniEhtRedrum781]

LOL! Throwing a hotdog down a corridor. That was good. :yippee:

[yoda]

What's curious is that you apparently edited your post for clarity but it's still only marginally comprehensible. . .

lol

that was in no way, readable

[sweet jane]

What's curious is that you apparently edited your post for clarity but it's still only marginally comprehensible. . .

haha oh no birdgirl, he didn't edit for clarity..he edited it because "it looked gay." but you're right, thats a little queer...
i loved that yours was the first up in response, haha.

[dutch.lover]

HOTDOG DOWN A HALLWAY (not corridor)...has a nicer ring to it. i personally love the phrase. anyways- how do you rip a girl? pretty fucking easy. i don't even know how someone can be asking that! can assholes be ripped? yeah. so can vaginas.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

My boyfriend ripped me the first time we had sex together, how? A female has delicate skin on her hoo-hoo (HAHA!!!) and that can tear during rough sex, from a large uh..what did he call it..uhh banjo string.., you get the picture. I can't believe someone asked HOW a girl can get torn.

This thread is so immature that I couldn't even use my normal dirty language.

P.S
Here's a translation of Eazy's post.

Lol It's all better now, lol, but my ex was too tight and i ripped her or some bullshit but the ME part is;

She damaged my "banjo string". The doctor told me "no sex for one month" and I said "fuck that" instead I had sex a week later with a lubed condom and I did it slow; it hurt.

So now months later, my mate shaged my ex. He said it was like "throwing a hot dog down a corridoor(/hallway)". I laughed to my self and thought "he must have a small dick"


I don't know I'm, rambling lol

peace

oh yea.... shaved pubes or trimmed? (on guys, like on yourself or for your man)

I ain't gay, lol.

P.S.S

Trimmed please, shaved bald looks weird but a mouthfull of pubic hair grosses me out.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Oh and um, do you think maybe your ex just turned into a slut and that's why she seems so loose?

[Skink]

I was all up in that shit,,,then,,,pop,,,U no...

[dutch.lover]

Oh and um, do you think maybe your ex just turned into a slut and that's why she seems so loose?

that's what i was thinking too. cause if he 'ripped' her, she was probably pretty tight...which means if his friend described her as loose, he either has a very skinny penis or she turned into a ho.

[Skink]

that's what i was thinking too. cause if he 'ripped' her, she was probably pretty tight...which means if his friend described her as loose, he either has a very skinny penis or she turned into a ho.

My wife had a big hole but,,,she could close it if she did not want to do it,,,it was like fucking a chipmunk,,,no way was I getting in,,,LOLz...

[BabyFacedAbortion]

What the fuck...