OMG I forgot to tell you about my bachelorette party.

You KNOW you are too drunk when...

...you have the following drinks all in one night:
1 redheaded slut
1 beer
4 glasses of sangria
2 glasses of chardonnay
5 tequila shots (in the space of an hour)
...that's 14 drinks...
...when you are a 140-pound female.

I was still drunk when I went to Starbucks the next morning! Not hungover... still *drunk*. Everyone stared at me as I ordered my coffee. My skin was ashen. I looked like a zombie, like the walking dead. Then I had a hangover for three days. No joke... three days.

And the only reason I didn't die was that when all of my friends went to bed I realized that I should throw up a LOT first so that I didn't stop breathing or asphyxiate on my own vomitus during my sleep. It was so horrible.