Quote Originally Posted by officerleeroy
Hell yeah, good post hockey. The driving with one hand over your eye happened to me new years lol and I've passed out while a girl was "pleasuring" me before as well...I woke up right when she stopped lol

i wouldnt usually wake up until the next morning, and everytime it happened (yes it happened on more than one occasion) the girl would be gone, i cant imagine why, but it would save me from having to take the dog on a three hour walk to make sure she was gone when i got back to avoid an embarassing situation.
higher4hockey Reviewed by higher4hockey on . You Know You're A Bit Too Drunk When.... You are taking shots of Patron and no longer need to chase it. Or when you start giving away shots of Patron to everyone at the party (it's a bit pricey at $50 a liter). Or when you put on the Karoke option on the television (never knew about this until last night)...and everyone's trying to keep up with the words, and all that comes out are a slurred combination of babbles and mumbles. Or when in the morning you need to go to one friend's house to get your cell phone, another friend's Rating: 5