in that case mate, lazy people piss me off , fat people intrigue me !

but come on, you've got to admit that waking up to find a ruined cell phone because you pissed yourself is at least a little funny... ??

and i wouldnt trade the three drunken years i spent at college for anything. i lived there for three years but only went to school for one. and i learned more in the two years partying like a rock star than i did while i went to school. granted i did some stupid shit, got hurt, and hurt a few people along the way, but those were some great times!!!


oh yeah and drinking and driving, ive sworn to never do again, i'm pretty lucky i never killed myself or anyone else. and i lost my license for eighteen months one night.
higher4hockey Reviewed by higher4hockey on . You Know You're A Bit Too Drunk When.... You are taking shots of Patron and no longer need to chase it. Or when you start giving away shots of Patron to everyone at the party (it's a bit pricey at $50 a liter). Or when you put on the Karoke option on the television (never knew about this until last night)...and everyone's trying to keep up with the words, and all that comes out are a slurred combination of babbles and mumbles. Or when in the morning you need to go to one friend's house to get your cell phone, another friend's Rating: 5