You Know You're A Bit Too Drunk When....

[slipknotpsycho]

bitch and moan at me if you want, but to me you're another low life drunk-tard... and you obviously have no remorse for the things you've done while drunk... although, i don't care how drunk you were, doesn't excuse your actions..... mainly.. i'm so pissed cuz of the 'fat chick' statment.... that statment alone shows me your mentality... grow up.




the low life drunktard comment....when i did all these things, i was a low life drunktard...i'll be the first to admit it.

i do have remorse for a lot of the things i've done. and no being drunk does not exscuse your actions. i totally agree.

and almost sleeping with my best buds fiance , will probably some day result in that beating you mentioned, and i lose a really good friend out of that situation.. and the funny thing about it, is that nothing happened at all between me and that girl. (she was a dumb slut, but thats a whole nother story)

but man fat chicks, don't even get me started on that. i have no remorse and i will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER feel bad for a fat person no matter what. fat people are unmotivated simple as that, if they would lay off the pepsi and doritos, eat right and exercise, they wouldnt be fat. simple as that.

i eat right, i am an active person, i hunt, i play hockey, i run and i take care of myself. so dont give me that i need to grow up bullshit, fat people need to get off there asses!!

also, im going to venture a guess and say that you don't drink a lot with a lot of people very often ?

but other than that, this was supposed to be funny

you know, until the fat comments, i was ready to 'forgive you' so to speak, you seemed intouch, with the real world (most would have rebuked everything i said and made excuses) but you know nothing about 'fat people' my wife is going to kill me, but by society, and even medical standards, she is 'over weight'... (don't kill me, please i'm trying ot make a point) it actually sickens me, the way you think.... you think all fat people sit there drinking soda's and eating doritos, well that shows how much you know.. some people who are 'over weight' just can't help it.. they can exercise, they can do everything 'that's supposed to make them skinny' and it doesn't fucking work! i've lived on both sides... i used to be a skinny ass kid... then at about 11-13, i got 'fat', really over weight... i tried everything, excersized everyday, tried every diet pill (AND FUCKING DIET) on the market... you think everyone's in control of their weight, well you're severly mistaken... some people are 'fat' because they're lazy, that i will admit.. but you saying that everyone is fat because of their laziness, that i will not tollerate.... how old are you anyways? becasue with your views on the subject, i'm going to guess you're about 15, maybe 16... you're just like everyone of those idiots dads out there that think they're going to make their daughter (hell even sometimes son) 'skinnier' by insulting them, and telling them how disgusting they are... like i said, i come from both sides... sometimes it's there no matter what you do or try, no matter how hard... science can't even explain it yet... hell the last 'breakthrough' would have been that relacore shit (we've all seen the commercials) that's the only thing that offers any insight whatsoever as to why some people can't lose the weight..

lose that attitude... because it's based on what a million people before have felt, and it obviously isn't working... you say you can't stand fat people basicly, well i can't stand ignorant PUNKS... insensitive assholes that think you can control everything about someone, including body, and think that everyone can instantly change it 'with enough work' i just hope if you have kids(or ever do) that the mother divorces you, or otherwise seperates and gets custody.. too many children are being brought up with parents who share your chain of thought... watch soem documentaries on serial killers... you'lll soon realize, alot of them grew up with parents who have a mindset such as your own... i bet you're also the type who will fight anyone for any reason....

[higher4hockey]

when im drinking whiskey , you're damn straight i'll fight anyone for any reason!! but other than that, no i dont fight a lot.

my views on 'overweight' people are from experience man, i 've seen a lot of people get off their ass and lose weight, my mom for instance, she used to be really overweight, then she got motivated one day, started eating right and walking every day, she lost a LOT of weight. on the other hand, the overweight people i know , DO NOTHING. i have a really hard time believing that overweight people can't do anything about being overweight, but thats just me, i 've never seen an overweight person that wanted to lose weight, and couldnt. but hey, i could be wrong


ps. i'm also a republican

[slipknotpsycho]

when im drinking whiskey , you're damn straight i'll fight anyone for any reason!! but other than that, no i dont fight a lot.

my views on 'overweight' people are from experience man, i 've seen a lot of people get off their ass and lose weight, my mom for instance, she used to be really overweight, then she got motivated one day, started eating right and walking every day, she lost a LOT of weight. on the other hand, the overweight people i know , DO NOTHING. i have a really hard time believing that overweight people can't do anything about being overweight, but thats just me, i 've never seen an overweight person that wanted to lose weight, and couldnt. but hey, i could be wrong


ps. i'm also a republican

for now, and the sake of arguing, since i already made my point 'i'll let it slide'.... but dude, if you really think just any over weight person can drop those pounds, if they are motivated enough, you are seriously wrong... i was one of those people.. the only thing that made me lose all that extra weight was i had grown into it, started working out like crazy (and note i said this, i worked out like crazy and dieted before hand, as hard and as much as i could possibly take, by grown into it, i mean i grew a few extra inches so i didn't look 'fat' although i still weighed the same) and i finally developed a metabolism that was pretty fast.. for quite a number of years, i began to eat nearly nothing, while anything i did eat was worked out, and extruded from my body rather fast... i was lucky.. you may not want to believe it, but there are 'fat people' who can't lose the weight no matter what they try... and i take great offense to anyone who claims otherwise... all overweight people are not lazy slobs who do nothing about the 'problem'... those are just simply called lazy pepole... so in the future, please say lazy people, and not 'fat people'

to this day, i'm not what you'd call 'fat' but i'm not some 5 inch thin dude... i have a gut to me... i even still think (because of people like you, being harrased day in and day out, called fatty and everything else under the sun) i'm fat... i'll never be thin enough to please myself... becasue everything i heard growing up, all the torture, is embedded within my brain now.

[higher4hockey]

in that case mate, lazy people piss me off , fat people intrigue me !

but come on, you've got to admit that waking up to find a ruined cell phone because you pissed yourself is at least a little funny... ??

and i wouldnt trade the three drunken years i spent at college for anything. i lived there for three years but only went to school for one. and i learned more in the two years partying like a rock star than i did while i went to school. granted i did some stupid shit, got hurt, and hurt a few people along the way, but those were some great times!!!


oh yeah and drinking and driving, ive sworn to never do again, i'm pretty lucky i never killed myself or anyone else. and i lost my license for eighteen months one night.

[slipknotpsycho]

well, you seem like a decent person, maybe led the wrong way (with the whole fat thing) hell, maybe you didn't even really know who you 'hated'... i don't know... but you also seem like someone who can learn from your mistakes, and can bow out gracefully when you're wrong, so to speak... so 'i forgive you' i know it probably doesn't mean much really... but from person to person (not internet user to internet user) i forgive you for 'the things you said'... i just chalk it up to you being confused who to hate or be mad at... personally, i hate lazy asses as well... if you're not going to do anything about it, don't bitch about it... and yes, most of your post was funny.. just the few statments i mentioned, really rubbed me the wrong way..

[higher4hockey]

Hell yeah, good post hockey. The driving with one hand over your eye happened to me new years lol and I've passed out while a girl was "pleasuring" me before as well...I woke up right when she stopped lol

i wouldnt usually wake up until the next morning, and everytime it happened (yes it happened on more than one occasion) the girl would be gone, i cant imagine why, but it would save me from having to take the dog on a three hour walk to make sure she was gone when i got back to avoid an embarassing situation.

[MacWQ33]

I knew this thread would go far, but sorry to Slip if you or your wife were offended in any way (I know it's not MY fault, but I'm intoxicated and apoligetic).

Anyway...I didn't read every word of the last few posts (the argument), but I did read when someone said 'covering one eye to drive straight'....and this was definitely me the other night....on the highway. Yes, it was dumb, and yes, it could have been worse, and YES, you're damn right I regret it. But, that doesn't change the fact that it happened. That's the thing about alcohol, at the moment I didn't mind driving, but when I got on the road...shit became real and I really had to focus to get to where I was going. Good thing I got there...and I didn't drink another drink and didn't drive home until I was sober. And for the record..I hope this never happens again. (I usually never drive anyway, but this situation called for it...)

[ValkyrieAg]

Well let me apologize as well. Im not sure what the problem was with my post, so sorry.

[MacWQ33]

Well let me apologize as well. Im not sure what the problem was with my post, so sorry.

Which one? The post about the 'rules'?

LOL...I was just giving you a hard time man...don't even worry about it.

[growitandsmokeit]

When you are trying to chat a girl up but puke over her and piss your pants. (not me a mate)
You wake up with writing on your face in a strange house and ask someone who knocks on the door who's house it is only to be told they are the person's dad, oops
You end up in a coffee shop in Amsterdam on your own and decide its a good idea to do class A's with strangers, turned out good!