when you sleep with fat chicks (also didnt happen to me [yet], but did to a friend of mine)
... you say that like it's some horrible disease ridden person... personally, anyone who talks like that deserves a good ass beating and even worse, to live on 'the fat side' and see how it feels to have everyone talk about you in such a manner everywhere you turn... really insensitive, and an assholishing to say...

when you wake up next to a girl you have no idea if you had sex with or not, and she's your best buds fiance
another really assholish thing....

bitch and moan at me if you want, but to me you're another low life drunk-tard... and you obviously have no remorse for the things you've done while drunk... although, i don't care how drunk you were, doesn't excuse your actions..... mainly.. i'm so pissed cuz of the 'fat chick' statment.... that statment alone shows me your mentality... grow up.

oh yeah, about anything driving related, do us all a favor and learn to ride a bike everywhere, you're nothing but a risk... if you are that drunk, and decided to drive, you should have both your legs cut off, just so you can't drive.... you got lucky, and that's it... you coulda killed someone... very easily, and the shittiest about all of it is, you probably wouldn't have even got a scratch off a wreck that ended up killing the other occupants.... because alcohol relaxes a person (well atleast that's the thought why most people involved in deadly drunk driving 'accidents' don't die, while all the sober people do) just do everyone a favor and stay off the roads.... if you know you gotta drive to go home, don't pick up a drink... it should be people like you who get scraped up off the sidewalk, not the innocent 9 year...

more of an edit, you admitted that shit was based on your experiences... you even specified which ones happened to friends... so don't come back at me telling me i don't know you.. you just posted alot about yourself... may not believe it, but those lines you did offer, that happened to you, offer alot of your character, a selfish lowlife..