when throwing shotgun shells into the fire and taking cover behind a flipped over wheel barrel is a good idea.

when you decide that taking one shot after the other and the first one to black out loses, is a good idea.

when bar stools need seat belts.

when you have to cover one eye as your driving down the road so you only see one road.

when you're puking out the side of a moving vehicle... ...that you're driving.

when you're playing beer pong naked and you drink your own piss (didnt happen to me but a friend of mine)

when you sleep with fat chicks (also didnt happen to me [yet], but did to a friend of mine)

when you pass out while you're in the midst of 'sleeping' with a chick.

when sitting on the couch thats on top of the van being driven by my very drunk friend is a good idea.

when you spit water in a girls face whom you love because she was only trying to sober you up. which in the grips of whiskey wastedness seems like a sin worthy of spitting in a girls face. (that one was the result of some serious apologizing)

when you wake up wasted and think to yourself, well im already drunk, might as well stay drunk, and keep on drinking

when you wake up next to a girl you have no idea if you had sex with or not, and she's your best buds fiance

when you almost get arrested at hte bar, but you don't remember and had to be told the story the next day

when jumping into the allegany river on new years seems like a good idea (i had no fucking part of that whatsoever, those retards all thought it was a great idea, but not me. fuck no, i stayed inside, it was like ten degrees out)

when a dart through a finger is covered in electrical tape and forgotten

every time i've ever gotten thrown out of a bar

when riding a piece of a desk down stairs like a skateboard is not just a good idea, but a ' photo op '

when going punch for punch with your best bud in the face is a GREAT idea

when you wake up in the morning and your underwear is gone, there is a beer bottle lodged into the side of the house, and there is a black trail of gasoline to the brush pile. (same night as the shotgun shells in the fire)

when all in one night, you run over a mail-box, drive through a corn field, and hit a deer on purpose.

when you have sex with your bosses wife.

when you wake up in the morning and your cell phone is dead because you were so drunk you pissed yourself

when you wake up in the morning and your cell phone is duct taped to your door.

when you wake up with bruises you dont know you had and then that sparks an idea about putting seat belts on bar stools because later on it was explained that you fell out of your bar stool , onto your keys and then got thrown out for being too drunk.



you guys have my word that these are ALL TRUE. i used to be quite the drinker.
higher4hockey Reviewed by higher4hockey on . You Know You're A Bit Too Drunk When.... You are taking shots of Patron and no longer need to chase it. Or when you start giving away shots of Patron to everyone at the party (it's a bit pricey at $50 a liter). Or when you put on the Karoke option on the television (never knew about this until last night)...and everyone's trying to keep up with the words, and all that comes out are a slurred combination of babbles and mumbles. Or when in the morning you need to go to one friend's house to get your cell phone, another friend's Rating: 5