when you open your eyes and one dont completly open
then you feel pain thru-out your body
you look down and see your only wearing boxers
and you got some blood stains on your hands
and then the deputy walks by the cell and brings some
cold eggs and warm milk and throws your tray under the door
you ask th ecops what happened and they say "what you dont remember"
your in a lot of trouble mister
friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on . You Know You're A Bit Too Drunk When.... You are taking shots of Patron and no longer need to chase it. Or when you start giving away shots of Patron to everyone at the party (it's a bit pricey at $50 a liter). Or when you put on the Karoke option on the television (never knew about this until last night)...and everyone's trying to keep up with the words, and all that comes out are a slurred combination of babbles and mumbles. Or when in the morning you need to go to one friend's house to get your cell phone, another friend's Rating: 5