When you wake up with a tattoo on your leg in the morning. It happened to me. I woke up with the DC skateboarding symbol on my leg one morning. It wasn't even done with a real tattoo gun. Just a needle and ink. I still have it, and my god it looks like shit! I've been wanting to cover it up, but I haven't figured out what I can use to cover up a round spot with black ink.

You know you're drunk when you pass out in a feild when it's pouring rain.

You know when you're really drunk when you decide to spark up a spliff in a bar bathroom, with 300 other people just outside the door, in the club. Did it all the time and never got busted. Call me lucky.
Nochowderforyou Reviewed by Nochowderforyou on . You Know You're A Bit Too Drunk When.... You are taking shots of Patron and no longer need to chase it. Or when you start giving away shots of Patron to everyone at the party (it's a bit pricey at $50 a liter). Or when you put on the Karoke option on the television (never knew about this until last night)...and everyone's trying to keep up with the words, and all that comes out are a slurred combination of babbles and mumbles. Or when in the morning you need to go to one friend's house to get your cell phone, another friend's Rating: 5