You Know You're A Bit Too Drunk When....

[MacWQ33]

You are taking shots of Patron and no longer need to chase it.

Or when you start giving away shots of Patron to everyone at the party (it's a bit pricey at $50 a liter).

Or when you put on the Karoke option on the television (never knew about this until last night)...and everyone's trying to keep up with the words, and all that comes out are a slurred combination of babbles and mumbles.

Or when in the morning you need to go to one friend's house to get your cell phone, another friend's house to get your wallet (no clue how lol), and another friend's truck to get your jacket.

Or when you wake up in your friend's basement sleeping on one chair, using another for your legs......when your house is on the same street LOL.

Yeah so anyway...Happy New Year's!

MacWQ33 Reviewed by MacWQ33 on 01-01-2007. You Know You're A Bit Too Drunk When.... You are taking shots of Patron and no longer need to chase it. Or when you start giving away shots of Patron to everyone at the party (it's a bit pricey at $50 a liter). Or when you put on the Karoke option on the television (never knew about this until last night)...and everyone's trying to keep up with the words, and all that comes out are a slurred combination of babbles and mumbles. Or when in the morning you need to go to one friend's house to get your cell phone, another friend's Rating: 5

[orange floyd]

hahaha

[lil josh]

or when you are laying in a police cell with no trousers on, a tattoo on your leg saying property of u.s.a (even tho your not american), a set of odd socks on that you know you didnt leave the house with and you can hear down the block of cells everyone is speaking scottish.

boy that was one fucked up night

[smokinbomb]

or when you fall out of your chair then you get up to go to the bathroom and cant make it and then you just piss all over your mother-in-law's living room
floor

PARTY ON-Bomb

[Mike23artist]

i love getting drunk

[partyguy420]

when you say to your best friends sister(the sister also happens to be your gfs best friend) with your gf standing right their... wanna fuck? ill dump the stupid bitch that im dating and we can fuck... and then you turn to your girl and dump her befor you get an answer from the other girl... and then the other girl says no... and then you wake up, and rember that your best friend dosent have a sister... yep... fun fun..(well he dose have a sister, but shes like twice your age... married, and has 5 kids...

[Wesley Pipes]

.... when you start a fight with a room full of people.

[AlwaysBlazed]

I have videos and pictures from last night I don't remember taking.

[MacWQ33]

LOL smokinbomb and partyguy.

You're probably too intoxicated when you have to start having your friend light your cigarettes for you.

AlwaysBlazed, I can't wait to check out my friend's camera...I know there were a couple huge group photos, but I'd like to see the other random pics that were taken.

[lagstronaut]

when you wake up with no money and an ounce in your pocket -- and you only had $50 to begin with!