or when you are laying in a police cell with no trousers on, a tattoo on your leg saying property of u.s.a (even tho your not american), a set of odd socks on that you know you didnt leave the house with and you can hear down the block of cells everyone is speaking scottish.

boy that was one fucked up night
lil josh Reviewed by lil josh on . You Know You're A Bit Too Drunk When.... You are taking shots of Patron and no longer need to chase it. Or when you start giving away shots of Patron to everyone at the party (it's a bit pricey at $50 a liter). Or when you put on the Karoke option on the television (never knew about this until last night)...and everyone's trying to keep up with the words, and all that comes out are a slurred combination of babbles and mumbles. Or when in the morning you need to go to one friend's house to get your cell phone, another friend's Rating: 5