in that case mate, lazy people piss me off , fat people intrigue me !

but come on, you've got to admit that waking up to find a ruined cell phone because you pissed yourself is at least a little funny... ??

and i wouldnt trade the three drunken years i spent at college for anything. i lived there for three years but only went to school for one. and i learned more in the two years partying like a rock star than i did while i went to school. granted i did some stupid shit, got hurt, and hurt a few people along the way, but those were some great times!!!


oh yeah and drinking and driving, ive sworn to never do again, i'm pretty lucky i never killed myself or anyone else. and i lost my license for eighteen months one night.