When you wake up with a tattoo on your leg in the morning. It happened to me. I woke up with the DC skateboarding symbol on my leg one morning. It wasn't even done with a real tattoo gun. Just a needle and ink. I still have it, and my god it looks like shit! I've been wanting to cover it up, but I haven't figured out what I can use to cover up a round spot with black ink.

You know you're drunk when you pass out in a feild when it's pouring rain.

You know when you're really drunk when you decide to spark up a spliff in a bar bathroom, with 300 other people just outside the door, in the club. Did it all the time and never got busted. Call me lucky.