You Know You're A Bit Too Drunk When....

[higher4hockey]

this was the beer for one night. those are cases of old german. and there are a bout 35 of them.

35x24=840 cans of beer in one night. they were gone in about three hours.

[slipknotpsycho]

i'm sorry, somehow i refuse to believe it unless there was like 30 of yal or sometihng lol.... everyone of you shoulda been sent to the hospital btw, the pics above are fuckin gross....

and damn girl... jumping into a hot tub with 15 guys is a bad idea anyways... drunk or not, clothed or not... wind up pregnant that way and interviewing 15 guys on maury trying to figure out who the dad is

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Ooooh, ooh, pass the VD's, can I be next?

Yeah... think that one might have been a very, very drunk idea.

[higher4hockey]

i'm sorry, somehow i refuse to believe it unless there was like 30 of yal or sometihng lol.... everyone of you shoulda been sent to the hospital btw, the pics above are fuckin gross....

and damn girl... jumping into a hot tub with 15 guys is a bad idea anyways... drunk or not, clothed or not... wind up pregnant that way and interviewing 15 guys on maury trying to figure out who the dad is

yeah it was a frat party, we used to do that shit every wednesday and friday.

the best drinking stat my friends and i have though is three kegs in two days between 25 people.

[MacWQ33]

yeah it was a frat party, we used to do that shit every wednesday and friday.

the best drinking stat my friends and i have though is three kegs in two days between 25 people.

I can definitely believe that.

I think Slip misunderstood you right? Obviously 30 people didn't drink 800 beers in one night. It just wouldn't happen anyway...you will never have 30 people who can drink 25 beers each at the same party.

[dutch.lover]

and damn girl... jumping into a hot tub with 15 guys is a bad idea anyways... drunk or not, clothed or not... wind up pregnant that way and interviewing 15 guys on maury trying to figure out who the dad is

LMFAO slipknot!!! That's why best friends are so necessary!! Needless to say, I was a little embarassed when I woke up the next morning and started remembering all the messed up shit I had to ask my friend "if it was a good idea" or not, about. It was a great time tho, probably the drunkest I have ever been (that being the second time i had ever been high didn't help either lol)

[slipknotpsycho]

I can definitely believe that.

I think Slip misunderstood you right? Obviously 30 people didn't drink 800 beers in one night. It just wouldn't happen anyway...you will never have 30 people who can drink 25 beers each at the same party.

i could drink 25 beers in a 4 hour period... i mean if i was challenged or something.... shit anyone that could drink a fifth of pure liqour in under a half hour better be able to handle 25 beers in a night.... just make sure there's multiple toilets

[MacWQ33]

i could drink 25 beers in a 4 hour period... i mean if i was challenged or something.... shit anyone that could drink a fifth of pure liqour in under a half hour better be able to handle 25 beers in a night.... just make sure there's multiple toilets

Yeah...haha...better have one leg on the floor to stop the spinning. I'm sure Hock can put down some beers...and I've done 25..I'm pretty small though. The times I did were definitely more than 4 hours. If you pace yourself...you could drink X amount of beers I'm sure. Also if you keep your nose on the table the whole night...

LOL about the fifth...musta been something else when it all hit you huh? Damn I remember my friend was being an idiot and took 13 (oh yeah..we counted) shot of Capt's in like 20 minutes one after the other...wasn't pretty. A few of us had to hold him when he took a piss...which went everywhere anyway...then he was out like a light.

[higher4hockey]

my buddy dan and i had this game we used to play....it was called blackout.

this game was usually played at the end of the night when everyone had left the party but dan and i just werent done drinking yet. what we would do would be to get a bottle of liquor (the reason i hate rum) and a bucket, we would sit down in our two favorite chairs next to each other. we would then proceed to take shot after shot after shot. puking didnt matter, if i was puking dan was pouring. and if we were both puking...well the first one to stop poured the shots. we would motivate each other throughout this because to win, you had to be the one that didnt black out first. and believe me, there was some serious pride involved in this. i remember we were getting ready to play and this girl jen was there, we looked at her like: you might not want to watch this. this other guy andy watched us do this, shook his head, took a picture and said: you two are fucking nuts.

well needless to say we have played this game a total of three times, and no one has ever been victorious. usually it ends when we're both puking , alcohol poisoning usually enters the conversation, and we call it a draw.

so the score

higher4hockey ~ 0
dan ~ 0
alcohol ~ 3

[Way2many]

you know your drunk when you let little kids bury you in mulch.


this happend to my friend at the park one time playing basketball drinking,smoking......it happens.


you know your drunk when you lay in your friends front yard holding onto the grass and the world is spinning.....me at a party.

you know your drunk when you and your friend throw 2 punches at each other and both get knocked out over the last of E and J.

thank god i dont drink anymore.