WHY YES SIR! I WILL TAKE THAT 5 DOLLAR PACK OF CANCER STICKS! WHY YES! MAKE ME ADDICTED TO THEM SO I CAN'T STOP SPENDING MY MONEY ON A CHEAP BUZZ! AND PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE IF YOU COULD JUST YELLOW UP MY TEETH AND BLACKEN UP MY LUNGS SO I DIE BEFORE I CAN FINANCE MY CHILDREN THROUGH COLLEGE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!!!


WHY DO I DO ALL OF THIS? I FUCKING DON'T KNOW BUT I CAN'T STOP, JUST GIVE ME THE PACK