I don't think she's ugly at all. She wouldn't be as successful at being a socialite/celebutante/model if she were ugly. She was coming through the Las Vegas airport last New Year's as we were arriving, and she was really well put together and had the most radiant, glowing skin. That's what millions of dollars--and youth--will do for you.

My complaint about Paris is that she's dumb and unsophisticated. For someone with the resources she has at her disposal, she could be smartening herself up and really doing something to help the world or humanity. Instead, she makes a spectacle of herself to keep herself busy. And from what little I've seen of her "A Simple Life" character, she's as dumb as it gets.

Slipknot, try not to be too hard on thin people. Some folks just don't gain weight easily. But we still hope we can be reasonably attractive!